I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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