im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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