she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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