There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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