So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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