3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
The ass gains better be worth it
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