I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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