This is not my ceiling
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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