Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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