So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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