I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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