But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
