We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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