Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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