I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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