Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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