I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
