I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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