:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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