you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
so let's talk penis.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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