I wannas sexs uuuuu
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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