There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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