That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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