it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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