u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
