The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Randomize
