is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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