Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Is it because I queefed?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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