my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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