just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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