One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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