Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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