i permit you to call me
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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