Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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