I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
do nipples grow back?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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