My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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