my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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