i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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