I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Randomize
