oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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