margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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