Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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