Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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