I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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