Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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