Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
