Soap is not a condiment
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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