Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
