i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
