she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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