I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...