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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.

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(530): View more from California

I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place

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(845): View more from New York

its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth

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(678): View more from Georgia

Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade

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(404): View more from Georgia

So vagazzling was a success

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(567): View more from Ohio

she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live

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