i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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