**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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