we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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