She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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