she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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