and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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