Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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