after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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