we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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